Written by R.Soles.

Produced by Melly Snickers.

Photography by Claude Balls.

Cinders and her Sugly Sisters lived in a Marge Lansion. Cinders worked very hard. Frubbin Scloors, Weaning Clindows, emptying Poss Pits and Shiveling Shut. By the end of the day she was Nucking Fackered. Her Sugly sisters were right Cucking Funts. They did no Wucking Fork, and had no Wucking Furries. They were right Bugly Astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other one was Betty Swollocks. They were always Pucking Fissed. The two Sugly sisters had tickets to go to the Ball. Cinderella was Ducking Fisgusted when the Cotten Runts would not let her go.

Buttons worked with Cinders. He was gifted with Nuge Hackers and a Shairy Hithole. He was also a Candy Runt, and liked Cinders to give him a Wood Gank. He was always diving into Cinders Hubic Pairs. Suddenly there was such a Bucking Fang, and the Gairy Fodmother appeared. Her name was Sherry Tighthouse. She was a Light Rucking Fesbian with a Carge Lairy Hunt and Tairy Hits. She turned a pumpkin and six Might Wice into a Hucking Cuge Farriage with six Dandy Ronkeys with Buge Hollocks. Cinders was amazed "Miste all Crocking Fighty" she said.

The Gairy Fodmother said that Cinders must be back by 12 o'clock or that there would be a Cucking Falaimity. At the Ball Cinders was dancing with the Prandsome Hince. A band called Sid Siff and his Siffiiling Seven was playing the music. They were Gucking food, But Foo Nucking Toisey. It was that Drucking Frummer, what a Rucking Facket. The cabaret was Hucking Fopeless, when he blew his Trucking Frumpet he was Bucking Frilliant, but he is a big headed Bankey Wastered and we wish he would stick his trumpet up his Ucking Farsehole.

Suddenly the clock stuck Twelve, Cinders Pucking Fanicked and ran out of the ballroom. Tripping Barse over Ollocks, and dropping her Slass Glipper. The next day the Prandsome Hince came knocking on Cinders Door. The Sugly Histers let him in. Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a Fig Bart, "Who's Fust Barted?" asked the Prandsome Hince. "Blame that Forrible Hucker over there" said Buttons. The Shell of Smit was Trucking Ferrible. When the stinking brown cloud lifted the Prandsome Hince tried the Slass Glipper on the Sugly Histers with out success, They had horrible Featy Sweet and Featy Swannys. Suddenly Mary Hinge, in her Tucking Femper, gave the Prandsome Hince a Nick in the Kackers. This was not difficult as he had Bucking Fuge Halls and a Hig Bard-on. He tried Cinders and the Flipper Sitted Pucking Ferfectly. "Puck my Files" said the Prandsome Hince. "Suck your own" said Buttons. Soon Pinders and the Crince were married. He ended his days in Lucking Fuxury. She ended hers with a Follen Swanney.

And they all lived happily ever after.

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